"If the Cubs were a nuclear power plant, they’d be a Chernobyl…"
"'Japan and the United States have historically led the way in innovations that have changed our lives and improved our lives.'"
…which opened in Queens 50 years ago this week. From Gail Collins:
"There were computers on display, performing exciting tasks like — looking up a date. (Peering forward, people almost always overestimated the possibility of flying cars and underestimated the potential of computers.) ‘You will be able to ask for the news of any date that you like,’ enthused a woman at the I.B.M. pavilion, where visitors could experience what was supposed to be a futuristic information search. Participants got to write a date on a card, which they then stuck into a box about the size of two refrigerators. Then, after a little wait, a little electronic ticker tape would announce that on Oct. 29, 1950, King Gustav of Sweden had died."
"Familiar anti-union arguments, that the business will close or move out of town if a union is formed, have been tweaked for the college football setting.
"Players have heard warnings that the formation of a union would make it harder for them to land jobs after graduation; that [coach] Fitzgerald might leave; that alumni donations would dry up; that Northwestern’s planned $225 million athletic center could be scrapped."
"The higher a country's chocolate consumption, the more Nobel laureates it spawns per capita, according to findings released in the New England Journal of Medicine. "
"FREEHOLD, N.J. — A family is suing the Matawan-Aberdeen Regional School District and its superintendent, seeking to have the phrase 'under God' removed from the Pledge of Allegiance that students recite every day."
…if they put a big label on the front of their box (or bag) saying Unnaturally Flavored.
"Well, on Tuesday, April 22, the tiny sultanate of Brunei planned to put into effect a new penal code that provides ‘stoning to death’ as the penalty for rape, adultery, sodomy, extramarital sexual relations (for Muslims)…and declaring oneself a prophet or non-Muslim. "
“…while newfound support for immigration reform among Republicans would be unlikely to drive rural and suburban geriatrics to vote Democrat, it could plausibly keep them from heading to the polls entirely in 2014."
"The Treasury foreclosure program was intended to foam the runway to protect against a crash landing by the banks. Millions of people were getting tossed out on the street, but the secretary of the Treasury believed the government’s most important job was to provide a soft landing for the tender fannies of the banks."
I caught two of them yesterday, socks, one white and one black, escaped through dryer #19. They made it all the way home with me, but that’s where it ended. This morning they were returned to the fugitive sock pen at the end of the counter, at the laundry. Go ahead, try it again, socks. Make my day.
"The Census Bureau collects data on this through the American Community Survey."
"He simply climbed a fence without anyone stopping him, authorities told NBC News on Monday."
"As gun violence spiked in the early 1990s, the CDC ramped up its funding of firearms violence research. Then, in 1996, it backed off under pressure from Congress and the National Rifle Association. Funding for firearms injury prevention activities dropped from more than $2.7 million in 1995 to barely $100,000 by 2012, according to CDC figures."
"Within the United States, electric power plants produced 2.8 billion tons of those greenhouse gases, while vehicle tailpipe emissions from burning gasoline produced 1.9 billion tons."
"The goofy-looking cotton onesie is knitted using a special 3D technique that leaves space for WiFi, Bluetooth, GPS and NFC connections, turning the owner into an access point. "
There's a lot of stuff about passwords flying around the network these days; this is one of the better pieces I've found:
"A password is like the key to your home. There are weak locks and strong locks, but neither does any good when a pickpocket swipes your key. Security is always about the weakest link."
"'Misleading,' 'deceptive' and 'labels that cheat the consumers' were some of the descriptions used by the court to describe Coke's name for a product that contains 0.3% pomegranate juice and 0.2% blueberry juice. And those were just from Justice Anthony Kennedy, the most frequent swing vote on the court.
"Food served at a Food Safety Summit held earlier this month between several of our federal agencies including the U.S. Food and Drug Administration and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and Big Food industry giants the likes of Tyson, ConAgra and McDonald’s, actually gave some of the people who attended food poisoning."
"But it is worth noting that Anatoly Kucherena, Snowden’s Russian lawyer, has deep Kremlin ties and sits on the board that oversees the FSB, the successor to the KGB."
"The U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service said Sunday that Kraft's 'Oscar Mayer Classic Wieners' may instead contain the company's 'Classic Cheese Dogs.'"
"Dentists using contracts from a company called ‘Medical Justice’ inform their customers that, in order to have their teeth cleaned, they must surrender their ability to write bad reviews of the practitioner."
"'Science ignorance is pervasive in our society, and these attitudes are reinforced when some of our leaders are openly antagonistic to established facts,' said 2013 Nobel Prize in medicine winner Randy Schekman of the University of California, Berkeley."
Fifteen percent question vaccines, 51% the Big Bang theory.
"Dozens of graphic first-hand accounts of the Charge of the Light Brigade emerge to shed new light on the military blunder immortalised by Tennyson’s poem"
"On April 20th in 1964, Bell Telephone showed off the Mod 1 Picturephone -- a precursor to the Skype and Hangouts video calls that have become a standard but under-utilized feature of modern communications. The demonstration was part of the World's Fair in Flushing Meadows…"
…I met a girl, perhaps seven or eight, all dressed in her holiday finery, dribbling a basketball on the sidewalk. Clearly, this is a girl with promise.
“Good morning,” I said.
“Good morning, happy Easter,” she said.
Indeed. Happy Easter.
…from the web site Open Culture, which is now on our work avoidance list*:
"The archive — which spans from 1896 to 1976 – is a goldmine of footage, containing movies of some of the most important moments of the last 100 years. It’s a treasure trove for film buffs, culture nerds and history mavens everywhere. "
*The list, BTW, has now reached some sort of maximum state wherein it is necessary to delete an old entry to add a new. Anyone who wishes to nominate an entry for deletion (combat link rot!) may leave a comment after any post; nominated entries will be deleted as newer tools become available.
"Portland administrators will flush 38 million gallons of water from Mt. Tabor Reservoir 5 after a 19-year-old man urinated in the city’s drinking supply.
"‘Even though there is very minimal public health risk, the bottom line is that our commitment is to serve water that’s clean, cold and constant,’ said Water Bureau administrator David Shaff. ‘That doesn’t include pee. Not from people, at least.’"
(Just for the record, the normal capacity of the human bladder is about a pint. Most of that pint is, well, water.)
"Valid as the privacy concerns are, they are very much first-world problems. Most who worry about the privacy aspects of ID technology already enjoy the benefits of being identified, Gelb points out, like having passports, bank accounts and the ability to vote.
'When you look across the world, you see that those with the least access [to ID] are the poorest and the most excluded,' he says. 'To argue that these people live in some blissful state where no one knows who they are — this is bizarre.'"
"Longer than a tweet, shorter than A River Runs Through It. Introducing Chicago Shorts—distinguished selections, including never-before-published material, off-the-radar reads culled from the University of Chicago Press’s commanding archive, and the best of our newest books, all priced for impulse buying and presented exclusively in DRM-free e-book format."
From the University of Chicago Press. Definitely worth a look.
"WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a ‘highly credible terrorist threat,’ the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord."
"To write about Russia as a normal state, in which normal methods exist for discovering and discussing truth, is to share culpability for a lie—and a lie that, at this very moment, is shattering the peace and security of all of Europe."
"The pizza chain Monday announced its newest menu item: Specialty Chicken (motto: ‘Failure is an option’). It’s a ‘delicious’ combo of sauce, cheese and toppings spread over ‘12 bites of lightly breaded, 100 percent whole breast white meat chicken.’"