How much fun can you take?

Marvel's plan to make you watch its superheroes all year, every year | The Verge

"It’s not the fans Marvel has to worry about, many of whom have waited for years to see their favorite characters and story arcs on the big screen, but the average moviegoers, who won’t want to do homework on 20 movies worth of backstory just to be able to keep up with Avengers: Infinity War, Part 2 when its released in 2019."

We weren't planning to mention this, but…

Ebola could crash U.S. healthcare system | New York Post

"In its 2014 national report card, the American College of Emergency Physicians gives the country a D-plus grade in emergency care, asserting the system is in ‘near-crisis.’"

And it gets worse. Quite a bit worse, in fact.


Free Fido!

NRA Victory Means It's Still Perfectly Legal to Cook Dogs and Cats in Pennsylvania | Mother Jones

"Over the past few weeks specifically, NRA officials have been sounding the alarm over the bill, deeming the 'radical' Humane Society's proposal as a 'slippery slope' to increased regulation. Unsurprisingly, Pennsylvania lawmakers caved."

Is there some type of mope test you have to take in order to work for the government these days?

Israel's Netanyahu Furious Over 'Chickensh*t' Quote From U.S. Official

"'The thing about Bibi is, he’s a chickenshit,’ the unidentified official was quoted as saying, using Netanyahu's nickname and a slang insult certain to redden the ears of the U.S.-educated former commando."

A moment of awe

We're hoping the answer is yes, but we are apprehensive

Is this a great country or what?

Have Ebola? Know someone who does? Need a lawyer? - The Washington Post

“…one law firm is now making itself available for all your legal Ebola needs."

Ebola is nothing compared to this rabble

Cuomo calls public school system a ‘monopoly’ he wants to bust - The Washington Post

"In his rhetoric about public education as a monopoly, Cuomo sounds somewhat like former Republican Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, a national reform leader who refers to public schools as ‘government-run monopolies run by unions.’"

Bright morning


Just can't have any fun any more

Stop taking selfies with bears, hikers warned | Daily Mail Online

"Hikers have got as close as a few feet away from the wild bears, and officials have now been forced to send out an official warning."

Yeah, we can't find it in our dictionary either

What does Christie's tough talk on Ebola say about him as a presidential candidate? - CSMonitor.com

"Christie has been vintagely defiant…"

Pine Street

Chicago from space (too far away to see the Bears)

Don't sweat it; we're worried about something else right now

Cannon barrel found in checked bag at Kahului airport - Hawaii News - Honolulu Star-Advertiser

"TSA agents have found cannon balls in the past, but never a cannon."

The wringing of hands, the gnashing of teeth

Bears fans deserve better than this clueless crew - Chicago Sun-Times

"What did Chicago do to deserve these people? Was it something we said? Did we take George Halas’ name in vain? Or are we simply the butt of some cosmic joke?"

The Big Boom

From the Wikipedia entry for Hell Gate, a narrow spot in New York City’s East River…

Hell Gate - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"In 1851, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers began to clear obstacles from the strait with explosives; the process would last 70 years. On September 24, 1876, the Corps used 50,000 pounds (23,000 kg) of explosives to blast the dangerous rocks, which was followed by further blasting work. On October 10, 1885, the Corps carried out the largest explosion in this process, annihilating Flood Rock with 300,000 pounds (140,000 kg) of explosives. The blast was felt as far away as Princeton, New Jersey and sent a geyser of water 250 feet (76 m) in the air."

Bang! It’s about 59 miles from New York City to Princeton.

And what more could you ask for?

Ebola czar Ron Klain is still out of sight as N.Y., N.J. defend decision to go beyond CDC guidelines - NY Daily News

“[White House press secretary] Earnest said [Ebola honcho] Klain’s work — he’s been on the job 10 days — already produced ‘a significant number of announcements'…"


Do not mess with an Ebola nurse

Nurse quarantined in New Jersey after returning from Ebola mission is released - The Washington Post

"‘First of all, I don’t think [Christie is] a doctor,’ Hickox told CNN on Sunday, in an interview from her isolation tent. ‘For the first 12 hours, I was in shock. Now I’m angry.’

"That same day, she hired civil rights attorney Norman Siegel, who told NBC News that Hickox planned to sue for her release."

On selling books

President Obama never met with Janet Napolitano prior to halting deportations in 2012 - The Washington Post

"At this point, Obama probably wishes that his key appointees were solely people who preferred to retire to microphone- and media-free caves. "

And they don't want it back

Tons of BP Oil Is Still on the Bottom of the Gulf of Mexico | Mother Jones

"In a statement today, the company dismissed Valentine's findings as 'grossly overstate[d]' and said there was insufficient evidence to link the hopane concentrations to the Macondo well specifically.       "

Introducing a new line of tinfoil hats (err…well, no, a book)

EX-CBS reporter: Government-related entity bugged my computer | New York Post

"A former CBS News reporter who quit the network over claims it kills stories that put President Obama in a bad light says she was spied on by a ‘government-related entity’ that planted classified documents on her computer."

No good deed goes unpunished

Ebola nurse’s quarantine hell | New York Post

"Kaci Hickox told CNN’s ‘State of the Union’ that she was stuck inside a tent without a shower or flushable toilet, despite having no symptoms and twice testing negative for the deadly virus after caring for patients in Sierra Leone."

Alas, the Bears

Bears’ Lamarr Houston injures himself celebrating meaningless sack in blowout loss to Patriots - NY Daily News

"He sacked Patriots backup Jimmy Garoppolo."


Meanwhile, in other sporting news…

Bears can’t stop Rob Gronkowski, Tom Brady, lose big to Patriots 51-23 - Chicago Sun-Times

"FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The most important game of the season produced, maybe, the worst first half in the history of the Bears franchise.…
The comedy of errors rendered the second half irrelevant, but for fantasy football nerds, and the Patriots won, 51-23"

Winning streak snapped

Rimrock High School (Bruneau, ID) Football Home - MaxPreps.com

The Rimrock High School Raiders ended their season Friday night with a 56-6 loss to Horseshoe Bend, in Idaho. The Raiders were 1-7 for the season, the same as the Jacksonville Jaguars, currently 1-7 in the AFC South. So, way to go, Raiders, and wait till next year.

Facts get in the way

Top Of The Heap - Esquire

"Last night, as the news broke that a doctor who had worked in west Africa had returned to New York and, subsequently, after riding in an Uber car, taking the subway, and bowling, had self-diagnosed and been found to have come down with Ebola, if you took a drink every time CNN's Don Lemon said 'the most populous city in the country,' I certainly hope you didn't drive home. If you did, you were a greater danger to the public health than Dr. Craig Spencer ever was. According to that pesky CDC, we lose 30 people per day to alcohol-related automobile accidents, which means we lose 29 more people every day than we have lost to Ebola in total since Thomas Duncan went to that hospital in Texas. Just sayin'."

and more.

But what other words can you think of?

Feet-on with RocketSkates, which are exactly what they sound like | Ars Technica

"Some words just make other words seem cooler. Add 'rocket' to just about anything—car, backpack, toast—and suddenly you've made those words way more interesting. Rocket car! Rocket backpack! Rocket toast!


And you thought those fern bars were there for you

Ferns send signals to decide what sex to be | Ars Technica

"The chemical signal itself is a hormone called gibberellin, which plants use to control all sorts of biological activity. Most of what goes on in ferns is controlled by the usual collection of genes involved in gibberellin signaling; they seem to only have needed to evolve two additional genes in order to get this communal sex determination system to work."

Just in time for Halloween

How Wonky Homelessness Consultants Helped Ban Food-Sharing in 22 Cities | Alternet

" In its recent report, the National Coalition for the Homeless found that since January 2013 alone, food-sharing laws have been adopted in 21 cities. This past Tuesday, Fort Lauderdale, FL, passed the latest of these restrictions, making it city number 22. About 10 other cities are in the process of placing restrictions on food-sharing. This is a 47 percent increase since the coalition’s last report in 2010."


Now that you mention it…

The cure for our Ebola panic is more panic - The Washington Post

"If the odds of contracting Ebola in the USA are as comparatively slim as people say, this does not mean that we are too panicked about Ebola.

"This means we are not panicking enough about everything else."

By no means clear

Plutocrats Against Democracy - NYTimes.com

"American politicians don’t dare say outright that only the wealthy should have political rights — at least not yet. But if you follow the currents of thought now prevalent on the political right to their logical conclusion, that’s where you end up.

"The truth is that a lot of what’s going on in American politics is, at root, a fight between democracy and plutocracy. And it’s by no means clear which side will win."


Can't catch me, I'm…

Deli Selling 'Genderless Organic Vegan' Gingerbread Cookies | National Review Online

"By the way, Organic Food & Wine isn’t the only business on the genderless cookie bandwagon. A bakery in Dublin is apparently selling ‘Halloween gingerbread fun people,’ according to a picture posted on Twitter as reported by news.au.com."

Now, Bluegate

Your Jeans May Be Changing The Color Of Your iPhone 6 - Business Insider

"Many people are complaining that their new iPhone 6 is slowly changing color as the dye from their jeans is rubbing off on the plastic strips found on the reverse side of the phone. "

iSIS is so yesterday

Royals panties confiscated from Kansas City lingerie shop by Homeland Security - NY Daily News

"In an underwear-related manner that is apparently a matter of national importance, the Department of Homeland Security descended upon a women's lingerie shop in Kansas City, Mo., according to The Wichita Eagle. The federal officers were there to stop the business - Birdies Panties - from making undies with the Royals logo during the team's Cinderella run to the World Series."


Made in Detroit

The Lone Ranger, 1937: Conjuring the Magic of the Radio Age | LIFE.com

"Eighty years ago, in 1933, with the unmistakable thunder of the William Tell Overture pounding from the speaker and a stirring shout of ‘Hi-yo, Silver! Away!’ the indelible hero—the creation of radio station-owner George Trendle and writer Fran Striker—made his debut on Detroit’s WXYZ radio. "

Just like, for example, stamp collecting

Students at a Nebraska High School Can Now Pose With Guns in Their Senior Portraits | Mother Jones

"‘The board, I believe, felt they wanted to give students who are involved in those kinds of things the opportunity to take a senior picture with their hobby, with their sport, just like anybody with any other hobby or sport,’ Superintendent Mark Sievering explained to local paper, the Omaha World-Herald."

Can you spell "Mid-season blues"?

Bears 24, Patriots 21: Wait, what? - Chicago Sun-Times

"The Bears make all of us dumber. You. Me. The local amoeba population."

Or how about “Just another autumn day in Chicago”?

But is the music any good?

The Death of Klinghoffer at the Metropolitan Opera Needs Scandal | New Republic

"Morton Klein, president of the right-wing Zionist Organization of America, called Klinghoffer an ‘Operatic Kristallnacht’ (I imagine anti-Semitic, glass-shattering high C’s). Truthfully, I do not know if the opera offers ‘a distorted view of history,’ as former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani claimed, or if ‘It’s required for the Met to do the piece,’ as a supporter countered. But the strident moralism of both sides drowns out the quieter sounds of tickets being sold and seats filled. In fact, protests are good business for the Met, and scandal is central to the economy of high culture."

Investigation reveals US university let athletes take fake classes - Telegraph

Investigation reveals US university let athletes take fake classes - Telegraph


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