Borowitz

U.S. Seemingly Unaware of Irony in Accusing Snowden of Spying : The New Yorker

"At a press conference to discuss the accusations, an N.S.A. spokesman surprised observers by announcing the spying charges against Mr. Snowden with a totally straight face. 

“These charges send a clear message,” the spokesman said. “In the United States, you can’t spy on people.”"