Ok. So, the plot was: six dudes from New Jersey buy some guns and storm Fort Dix. The Fort Dix that is full of lots and lots of Army reservists with way, way more guns. And, like, extensive military training and shit. Yes, thank god these terrorists have been caught and locked up before they could be killed within minutes of deciding to carry out the dumbest fucking terrorist plot we’ve ever heard of.Yeah I spent a little time at Ft. Dix once taking mean lessons from the US Army and I'm thinking the Wonkette's on the right track here.
Link: Feds Nix Dix Six - Wonkette