Remember the good old days when eating the wrong kind of food just gave you cancer and heart attacks and diabetes? Well, they're gone for good. According to some guy named Jim
"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."
And don't ask about the socio-spiritual stuff because I don't even want to think about that. And anyway it would freak out the children.
Being manly means keeping that old testosterone pumping,
"In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen."
Which - an excess of estrogen, that is - comes from eating all that wimpy tofu. Which of course does not apply to me because I hate the stuff.